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Nick Cotter  //  Wired, tired, and tedious to know.

Mar 9 / 6:10am

The Happy Cat Rating System for Cat Lovers and the Faint of Heart

  • 5 Happy Cats = No cat harmed whatsoever
  • 4 Happy Cats = A cat gets roughed up
  • 3 Happy Cats = A cat dies on-stage
  • 2 Happy Cats = A cat dies off-stage
  • 1 Happy Cat = A cat is tortured (the happy one is the one not being tortured)
  • A very handy, if pointless, guide.

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