The Happy Cat Rating System for Cat Lovers and the Faint of Heart
5 Happy Cats = No cat harmed whatsoever 4 Happy Cats = A cat gets roughed up 3 Happy Cats = A cat dies on-stage 2 Happy Cats = A cat dies off-stage 1 Happy Cat = A cat is tortured (the happy one is the one not being tortured)
A very handy, if pointless, guide.

